Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Why don't Margo and Lu Ann know about this if it's just for Tommie? Normally they'd be the ones sneaking around the apartment and taking all the secret footage, not Margo's parents (whose involvement was pretty bizarre). But the audience is supposedly packed with Tommie's friends (also bizarre), which would imply a one-woman show. So what's going on? The suspense! I'll be counting the minutes/days/weeks.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Are we all dying to know who all these relations of Tommie's are? It's going to be like This is Your Life mixed with Queen for a Day. ...mixed with What Not to Wear.
Monday, June 28, 2010
Meanwhile, Mama Pot, each one of the kettles in the audience was wearing that shirt earlier today, so no name-calling.
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Friday, June 25, 2010
Always good for a laugh!
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Ladies, can't you muster up some girly joy? Or at least stop being so whiney? This is a huge thing for Tommie! She might have a chance to be mildly interesting! Have some class, you two!
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
Saturday, June 12, 2010
IT'S MARIE!! It's gotta be! She was around during Tommie's previous [failed] attempt to break into the theater scene, and doggone it, she'll be around for the next one too! She was last seen crushing Tommie's soul by using her as inspiration for role as a spinster. She was also spotted with the Professor quite a bit... wish I could find a link for that, but can't seem to pinpoint it. Anyway, she just kind of fell off the map for a while, I guess she moved to LA to chase her acting dreams and email the Professor and MAYBE HOST I DRESSED IN THE DARK? Hmm? Yes please!
Of course, sadly, that means that the Professor's phone call/drop-in buddy was not Bobbie. But Marie was kind of flighty and thoughtless, she should be a good sub.
UPDATE: Where did the name Marie come from? I definitely meant Gina. Please see the CC's excellent post for both the correct name and the links I meant to link to! I'll be back on my game Monday, promise.
Friday, June 11, 2010
Anyway. I like that Tommie knows better than to threaten her own life and just goes straight for the throat: no dinner! If that doesn't work, maybe she'll threaten their TV time.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Unless this is just some random celebrity knows from his wild, swinging days in Hollywood. Could be. Maybe it's Wiggy from The Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm Show, as she's the only person I can think of besides the Professor here that ever said "Oh my stars!" Wiggy was very into astrology... look, I don't want to know these things, I just do!
Sunday, June 6, 2010
In other news, final results of the poll:
- Bobbie the Bobble Merrill 41%
- Catfight in 3G 29%
- Taser Lady Super Force 21%
- Margo Does India 7%
Friday, June 4, 2010
Nevertheless, it looks like their taking pictures to use as evidence, either for I Dressed in the Dark or maybe I Decorated My Apartment in the Dark. Your candles and stationary doesn't have to match your walls, ladies!
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Back to the scene at hand: whoooo, snooping! I hope they find some super-embarrassing stuff for IDITD, like the girls' shared collection of frocks, or Margo's turtleneck drawer. It's not to humiliate you honey, it's just to get you on the show!
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Jack proves once again what a smooth talker he is by bellowing "YOU ARE" at Doris. And then, OH SNAP, Doris surrenders her cupcake! Look at her, waving her cupcake right in Jack's face!
If only Margo was there to say it herself. Oh well, at least Doris didn't offer him Betty White's giant dusty muffin.
It's not too late to vote for your favorite storyline of last year. Bobbie is firmly in the lead, but Catfight isn't far behind, and Taser Lady is only a zap behind. I'm impartial of course; I love all of my children equally. But vote early and often, I always say!
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
SACK LUNCHES!!! Whooooooo! I can't believe I almost didn't get home in time to post about this. Nora is hiding from Margo and Lu Ann, but reveals that she loves her job, which is... spending every waking hour at Margo's beck and call? I guess she doesn't like Lu Ann interfering. It's weird though, I feel like most people are kind of shy about sharing their deeply masochistic tendencies with virtual strangers. But that's what makes New York great, right? The personalities!