Monday, September 30, 2013
Sunday, September 29, 2013
Ugh, I thought for sure I'd get the aftermath of Marty and Tori drinking that tiny bottle of alcoholic hot sauce, but instead I get Zoe telling the Governor what we've all be thinking for weeks. "Why don't you get up out of my toast chair, dust off the crumbs and go back to your job. It's a long drive to Albany."
Friday, September 27, 2013
Lu Ann and Cole (subconsciously) macking on each other, right about Cole's brain thing, right about Cole lying to her, right about guys having lapses in judgement when it comes to girls (sorry guys!), right about Cole being hypocritical, and right to give Marty a choice about whether she wants to drink or not. Although, DUH, drinking takes away all your problems, WHOOOOO
I can't wait until tomorrow when Marty immediately spit-takes all that vodka into Tori's face. "BLECH! People pay to drink this stuff??"
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
I like to think that Tori befriends only nerdy, lonely middle school girls with family problems for the sole purpose of destroying the fragile web that is their emotional world. Margo would be so proud of her ruthlessness. Like Pinocchio's nose, Marty grows larger as each of Cole's lies are revealed...
Monday, September 23, 2013
Sunday, September 22, 2013
"It's a shame that he's dead and all, but he's taught you well. Don't spend any time actually governing, propose to a woman that you hardly know and have clandestine visits to your haggard former lover. You can do that!"
Friday, September 20, 2013
Thursday, September 19, 2013
Whoa, Zoey. Pot, meet kettle.
In the first panel, Zoey totally reminds me of King Triton in that the scene in The Little Mermaid when he's all powerless and Ursula has his trident and it's all his bratty kid's fault, why couldn't she just be happy being a princess under the sea, noooo she needed to be one on the land too .... anyway, I tried to post a picture of it but it isn't working so you're going to have to take my word for it.
I know it's the middle of the night, but Zoey, you're supposed to be a stylist... and it looks like you're wearing a suit jacket, so I know you weren't sleeping. (Don't try to tell me those are pajamas. No one wears a shirt under their pajamas.)
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
"Don't you at least want to know the deep dark secret that your dad has been keeping from you Marty? Or do you not care, just like you don't want me to tell you the secret of my gravity defying bang swoop. Well, I'm telling you. It's melted black licorice. I melt it myself every morning."
Monday, September 16, 2013
Sunday, September 15, 2013
Oh Marty. Such a square. I have a lot of sympathy for her, as a former bespectacled child. My kindergarten teacher had to have a special show and tell the day I first wore my glasses, lest my burgeoning myopia would cause panic and alarm amongst the other normal-sighted children. However, the cool/bad girls didn't get drunk, come to my house and call me a jerk for not eavesdropping on my parents.
I'm really afraid that we've got about another month or more of this storyline. I can't see an end in sight.
Friday, September 13, 2013
Special shout-out to our comments section, you guys have been cracking me up. Between Tori acting like a middle-aged barfly and all the comments on that. Silk. Dress. ...you're killing me!
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Tori, just drop it, you're being totally creepy. Why are you so obsessed with your friend's "super-hot" dad's love life? And why do you think that Cole is super hot....?
I can't wait to see Tori stumble drunkenly out of the bedroom slurring "Don't touch him, he's mine, blondie." Lu Ann might spill her tea from shock.
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
"Changed my mind? No, I still think that Tori is a street tough from the wrong side of the tracks, and I saw her shotgun an Arbor Mist in the hallway before coming into my apartment, but Marty has no other friends. I didn't fight and watch my friends die to come home and have endless conversations about which guy from One D is hotter. A man deserves peace in his own home!"
Monday, September 9, 2013
Sunday, September 8, 2013
Lu Ann defied a direct order from Margo and is still wearing her silk dress. Her disobedience will not go unpunished. Luckily for Lu Ann, the A3G version of New York is a ghost town, so no one is around to question why there is a blonde woman in a collared silk dress stopped in the middle of the street having a conversation with the voices in her head.
Friday, September 6, 2013
Thursday, September 5, 2013
Wednesday, September 4, 2013
He's had a stroke?? Oh no! Peter, is he.... does that mean he... has... some kind of skin condition? That's it, right? Scaly skin? Or no, stroke, that's like a fencing term, right? So, if he's had a massive stroke, does that mean he won? Is he the champion? of fencing? The fencing champion? Oh Peter! Is your valet going to the Olympics??
Tuesday, September 3, 2013
So whilst brainstorming for another action-packed strip, I googled John Calder, just to see if there were any amusing individuals who shared the name of our star-crossed as of yet unseen character. Turns out there's this guy!
Monday, September 2, 2013
Has Peter even seen Lu Ann the past two weeks? It seems like she's just been hanging been hanging out with Marty and Cole. Nothing like a traumatized war veteran and his socially awkward teenage daughter to set the mood.