Too Tired

Well you could've at least texted! ...well, maybe not.

Can't Decide

You know, we make fun of this strip a lot for being anachronistic, but judging by the digital camera/BlackBerry technology, I'm guess it's 2006. Which I guess means that Zoey is a vintage clothing retailer, Lu Ann and the others are all hipsters, and the Governor will be right at home when Mad Men comes out in a year.

Zingers

There's so much to make fun of...satire brain cells overheating!

1) "I liked all the blue paint colors on that swatch, so I painted one wall each color. It's fashion..."
2) "Hold still...I'm just randomly pointing this camera in your general direction. It has a viewfinder, but the shot will be more high fashion if I don't look through it."
3) "MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!!!! The light...it burns...IT BURNS!!!"
4) Zoey's got a real delicate way with her clients.
5) I'll bet Zoey bought that gown from a Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman costume department trunk sale. It's prairie chic!
6)  "Hey, there's my girl! What a coincidence that I would find you at exactly the place and time of the appointment I made for you/have been receiving a live stream of pictures from!