That's a Fact

Well! All I have to say is that if this strip devolves into petty catfights, I... well, I probably won't mind. At least for the first couple monthes. Notice that Lu Ann hasn't changed, but Margo has slipped into her pink turtleneck, from the "Margo: At Home" collection, I think.

Personal Personnel Problems

Stealing Margo's boyfriends? Margo sure can hold a grudge (surprise). She must be talking about some storyline so distant I don't even remember it. I mean, Margo was complaining about Lu Ann's history of boyfriend theft back in November 2006, when she was upset that Lu Ann was trying to steal Eric from her (she wasn't). Also funny from the archives, Margo takes another swipe at Lu Ann's art! How are these two people friends at all?? At any time??

So! Does anyone have any what Margo is referring to here? Did they go to high school together and Lu Ann starting necking with Margo's main squeeze, perhaps?

Lu Ann... Powers?

Uhhhhh, yeah. I hate to oppose the Margo, but is she really trying to accuse Lu Ann of being wily? Lu Ann? Being underhanded and deceitful and clever to further her own career? I'm not sure Lu Ann can handle having open motives, nevermind ulterior motives. The extent of Lu Ann's cunning is her ability to make herself a a bowl of cereal in the morning. Okay, that's a little harsh, I bet she can handle the toaster in a pinch.

Talk it Out

Yeah Margo. What's really wrong? Was the jade not heated to your liking during the hot stone massage? Was the pomegranate jasmine facial peel not all you expected it to be? Was the spa playing Enya? ORRRR could it be your childish denial of your own grief and sorrow due to the dead boyfriend/psychotic stepmom combo? Dish to someone who really cares: Jack!

Smirky Magee

Oh my god, Margo is such a bitch! And yet, she, of course, is the one that keeps me riveted to this strip, in all her smirky, petulant glory. I mean, look at Lu Ann in comparison. She should be an inconsolable tower of rage right now, spitting with every indignant word, but in reality, she can hardly keep her pointin' finger straight. She doesn't even look upset, really. Her expression in the second panel is more like disbelief that Margo is capable of lying. "How you say words not true??" Ohhh Lu Ann. You've got a lot to learn!

You Silly Billy, You

Lu Ann! Quit trying to twist Margo's words about dead curators and make them about Alan, your dead curator boyfriend. I think you're being the callous one, asking Margo if she has any heart. Of course she doesn't! Look at her in panel two, she's clearly some kind of robot lizard humanoid hybrid. And now her only way to defend her humanity will be to initiate a dead boyfriend screaming match with you. Just in time for makeovers!

OH SNAP AGAIN!!!

Note to Lu Ann: she could, she would, and I think she just did. Ahhh hahahahaha! Margo is in a rare mood today, isn't she? I sure hope this impending makeover (and the necessity of it) doesn't knock her down a peg or two. I think we'd all miss this peg.