Pray for Her

Hey guys. Do we have any readers who are medical professionals, or have friends that are medical professionals that could give us a second opinion? I just want to get it confirmed that this is a typical examination for a patient suffering possible dissociative fugue symptoms, or possibly a catatonic state.

• First: insist the patient stands up while you talk to about her in the third person. 
• Next, have a man she doesn't recognize hold her hand and murmur soothing sentiments with the goofiest grin ever, while you go get your stethoscope from the car. 
• In fact, nevermind that, bring the patient to your equipment. 
• Have her stand outside on the sidewalk while you hover around her with your invisible stethoscope, making educated guesses about her pulse and breathing. 
• When the patient inevitably collapses and/or disappears into thin air, freak out dramatically and demand someone else call an ambulance. 
• Now's probably a good time to go back inside. 
• Find the patient's roommate and ask them to locate the patient's hand and hold it while you look on anxiously and think about getting a snack.

Can we all agree this is pretty par for the course?