Friday, March 27, 2015

Not Even a Hint

Look at Margo's pure dismay. "Could it be possible that you really know this little about the movie you were cast for? Did you even talk to the actual casting director? Do you know for sure that it wasn't your mom on the other line?"

Typically, there is a hint of who's going to play James Bond: the guy who played him in the previous film. He usually has a pretty good shot at the role, Skyler. But I guess I could see Greg Cooper going Lazenby... rejecting the role after one film, growing a beard and long hair... or in this cast, growing an amorphous hat and overcoat.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Stalking Margo

Margo assumes this because, as the villain, she is the star of 3G.

Also, seriously, Skyler? You're a successful actress in a James Bond movie who takes a completely unknown role and stalks her own publicist? Are you sure you haven't been cast in James Dong: Triple X 7?

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Latest Conquest

Wait a second Margo, I'm confused: do you mean my military campaign against the Huns or—OH, no, you probably mean the movie!

I hope we do get a couple of days of description of the plot, because I would love to hear Margaret Shulock's interpretation of a Bond movie. "It's called Dr. Live and Let Gold Dying Twice Diamonds is Not Enough. James Bond is back, and this time, it's personal! I'll play the part of Lulu Kachuchu, a lady romantically spurned by Bond, which is enough of a reason for her to try to blow up London, because, men! What can we do without them? Eh? Margo?"

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Sounds Lonely

Just wanted to confirm: when I was a single lady, I loved being talked to like this. That said, I didn't feel the need to pronounce "I'm my own person!" It's... kind of self-evident?

Monday, March 23, 2015

Given Up on Men

It's kind of hilarious to me that any of the A3G girls would even pretend to give up on men, even temporarily, when every single plot revolves around some kind of romance. Margo may be the exception with the current "wedding planning from hell" scenario, but she's taking breaks all the time to bump into Columbo on the street corner and whimper about how lonely she is. If only she had a man! Meanwhile, since Tommie got over her fake fiance grief, she's been essentially whisked away off panel, and Lu Ann, duh, does she even have a job anymore? Curating? Art classes? Homemade jam start-up? I predict T-minus two weeks before she's smooching Mr. Six. By which I mean July 2015.

Friday, March 20, 2015

Happier Terms

Thursday March 19, 2015
 Look who it is look who it is!

Friday March 20, 2015
He has a name now! I guess he's going to be a regular character? I still find it highly unlikely that Lu Ann would go for a bald guy, but if an A3G lady talks to the same guy more than once, she's kind of obligated to date him. Even if he is a smug creature.

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

A Lot Going On

Welp. Lu Ann's jacket is back on. Martin, if you thought you were seducing Lu Ann with your sweet nothings about struggling to suppress your rage, I guess you blew it by meeting any concerns about your daughter with a big "Meh." Time to break open the jam?

P.S. It's pretty ridiculous that Margo and Martin and everyone else is like "oh Margo has a lot on her plate right now" when she has one, maybe two things on her plate if you actually count her job.