Friday, July 3, 2015

No Buts

Thursday July 2, 2015

Friday July 3, 2015
Um so I'd say this storyline is definitely trending dark now. The crazy awkward phrasing of "I'm going to wish I had a gun to shoot myself" makes it more weird and sinister. And I mean, we all knew Margo was a sociopath, but severing every meaningful relationship with no emotional breakdown or catharsis? I can't see a reasonable plotline that doesn't involve therapy.

Luckily, the girls one and only friend happens to be an amateur therapist! Paging Apartment 3H!

Wednesday, July 1, 2015


CHARITY???! Lu Ann, you fool! Don't you know that's one of Margo's trigger words?? I think we can all expect Kill Bill levels of violence to break out at this point. That, OR, more yelling and crying?

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Crazy Talk

"A stable job?!  A permanent stake in Manhattan real estate?!?  Aren't you listening Margo?  No one would want those things!"

Monday, June 29, 2015

What's the Big?

Jeez, Lu Ann, what are trying to sell the apartment this morning? Do you really need to have this conversation right this second? Calling Margo a million times and then busting into her identically decorated office is probably not the right way to kickoff this conversation, and may result in a big deal and/or drama.

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Margo Looms

"Whelp, I'm off to the hospital for a triple graveyard shift.  Definitely won't be home for dinner tonight when you have to tell Margo your plan to break the financial contract you have with her and disappear forever.  I'm sure it will be fine though, Margo's been so calm and understanding lately."

On an unrelated note, did they change the lampshades to mauve?

Friday, June 26, 2015


Thursday June 25, 2015
 Friday June 26, 2015
Okay, so a little more exposition on Lu Ann's future plans: she will NOT be staying in New York, which overturns the theory that she will bum around/hook/live in squalor until Margo takes her back. Barking Monkey's theory that Margo will have a complete breakdown and Lu Ann will stay to help her through the tough times makes the most sense to me, which doesn't mean it will happen, but at least it would create a tidy (if impermanent) reason why Lu Ann can't leave the apartment, no one can leave the apartment, no one can ever ever leave.

Meanwhile, doesn't Tommie look DEVASTATED by this news? She's already thinking about setting up a home gym in Lu Ann's room, I guarantee it.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Something Planned

Tuesday June 23, 2015

Wednesday June 24, 2015
Tommie's getting emotional. I think she's probably had this exact conversation before with Lily. Hint: it ended with Lily running into the woods and not going back to school for nursing.

Seriously, where are we going with this? Theories, in order of likeliness:

  1. Lu Ann escapes to SOUTH DAKOTA!! to spend more time with her intolerable family and that Cody fellow
  2. Lu Ann leaves but comes right back after an interlude of living on the streets/hooking/meeting a bum with a heart of gold
  3. Lu Ann actually does leave, as part of a long, orchestrated goodbye to the strip, which will be retired at the end of the year
  4. Lu Ann was deemed to be too similar to Tommie, so she gets replaced with a new ethnically diverse roommate: Keisha from the Magic Attic Club!
Whaddya think?