Monday, July 27, 2015

Refused

WELP I GUESS THAT DRAMA'S OVER! Nice try at leaving A3G by... giving away part of an apartment? Still a little unclear if we're talking about her room in A3G or her 33% stake of the apartment building. Whatever, it was never going to happen. This deflating announcement, made to no one but the New Guinea impatiens, actually made me laugh out loud this morning, so kudos to keeping the comics comic.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

End of the Line

Tuesday, July 21


Wednesday, July 22


Thursday, July 23


First of all, gross. Those are your parents, Margo!

Secondly, really, so it's just that easy? I was really hoping for some mob-like behavior and/or wacky spy capers, but I suppose it's about that time in the A3G story line cycle. Keep all of the boring and repetitive crap going waaaaaaayyy too long, and then avoid any kind of satisfying ending, being sure to keep any remotely exciting scenes off-panel. 

Well, on to adventures in real estate with Lu Ann now, I suppose. No need for any explanation about the weeks of insanity we've been subjected to. 

Monday, July 20, 2015

Disappear

Now we're talking. This is Margo's mobbiest threat of violence ever!

Glad they're continuing this conversation inside, as per the National Weather Service's heat advisory for Manhattan! Responsible move, ladies.

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Price Gouging


Fun fact.  In 1960, which is probably a good guess for the setting of this strip, $250,000 would be worth $1,996,700.98.  That's like a lesser Kardashian sister budget. 

Friday, July 17, 2015

The Biggest Rip-Off of All

Wednesday July 15, 2015

Thursday July 16, 2015

Friday July 17, 2015
The biggest rip-off of all...... is easy to achieeeeeeeve... learning to love your rip-off, is the biggest rip-off, of all.

Sorry, I have to do that every time, I guess.

So Margo is BACK, everyone. I guess she just needed a receptive target for her sass, and who better than her old superstitious immigrant mother, who is so susceptible to outside influence that she's literally afraid a psychic might cast a spell on her. Like Diane Devine is a wizard or a cursed monkey's paw or something. (That's just how she was brought up, okay guys?)

I'm thinking that rescuing her mother from a flimflamming shyster is just the ego boost Margo needs to deny her past sociopathic behavior and eschew professional help! Eh, guys? Ehhh??

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Meanwhile on Main Street U.S.A


Yea, you probably should forget the whole thing.  The money you were going to spend on this shindig is much better spent getting Margo to an orthodontist.   She's going to need a bite corrector and braces.  Not that I'm intimately familiar with correcting horrible overbites or anything.

Monday, July 13, 2015

A Strong Woman

Don't know where Gabby got the impression that she's strong, because she certainly doesn't read that way. Maybe eccentric, or naive, or possible moody. But strong? Wouldn't be my first choice of words.