Thursday, December 5, 2013
"But you didn't, so you showed you wanted to stay, yay!" "No, I got ditched." "Oh, uhh...well..... this is awkward...... can't you just like, ignore how you were completely hurt and abandoned by almost everyone close to you? Just get over it!"
But Marty, to be fair, just because Lu Ann is a little dim doesn't mean she's a loser.
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
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Monday, December 2, 2013
Sunday, December 1, 2013
Thursday, November 28th
"There's plenty of room now that I finally sold that other girl's stuff on Craigslist. You remember her, right...the red head? What was her name again...Tina? Terri?"
Friday, November 29th
"I hope you don't mind, but I'm probably going to leave some drool marks on this overstuffed, kelly green futon. If I start screaming, don't be alarmed. It's just my night terrors, and the doctors say I haven't sleep-murdered anyone for months."
Saturday, November 30th
Maybe Mrs. Ward is just a little bit angry at the world that she's had to go through life with her wrist attached directly to her shoulder. It definitely makes it hard to reach the receiver to her ear.
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
"Marty, your dad is suffering some complications from what I'm calling "medical cliche-itis." His condition can only be described by using banal phrases that give the listener no indication as to his actual physical state. I'll be blunt...He's between a rock and a hard place with his back to the wall, but he's strong as an ox and stubborn as a mule. We're gonna have to wait for the dust to settle before we know where we stand."
Monday, November 25, 2013
P.S. According to Wikipedia, "nurses' caps can still be found in many developing nations."