Gypsys, Tramps and Thieves

Gypsy? Iris, you're not wearing a headscarf or carrying a crystal ball. You're also not trying to tell me my fortune/give me a twig in front of a major European tourist attraction, so I don't think you're a gypsy. I mean you're so reliable and stable that you've been given full responsibility for Prissy the Wonder Cat. Don't be so dramatic, Justin Bieber...I'm sorry, I mean Tommie.