Monday, December 8, 2014


Yup, when Gabriella kicked me out of the house, I decided to return to the hotel where I used to conduct all of my sexual escapades. It's not like I came here because on check-in the concierge knows to send up "the usual." I just like the restaurant here! I have a table! Leave me alone!! Oh, and send up the other blond in the lobby, will you?

Here's a link to The Towers, by the way: I'm sure Martin has the Champagne suite.

1 comment:

NonnyMus said...

I don't know about that Champagne Suite. It looks like one would actually have to reach to get a bottle of champagne out of that wine cooler.

What kind of luxury experience is that??!?