Yup, when Gabriella kicked me out of the house, I decided to return to the hotel where I used to conduct all of my sexual escapades. It's not like I came here because on check-in the concierge knows to send up "the usual." I just like the restaurant here! I have a table! Leave me alone!! Oh, and send up the other blond in the lobby, will you?
Here's a link to The Towers, by the way: http://www.newyorkpalace.com/towers I'm sure Martin has the Champagne suite.
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I don't know about that Champagne Suite. It looks like one would actually have to reach to get a bottle of champagne out of that wine cooler.
What kind of luxury experience is that??!?
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