Friday, September 12, 2014

One Is Never Enough

Is there a reason everyone ran inside and shut the door as soon as I showed up? Do I stink like a six-month old turtleneck? Oh, you want me to do the thing where we put our faces close together in a gesture of intimacy. Okay, but I might need to leave for another three months after this!

A good scrubbing, a good scrubbing, where have I heard that before...

Your help is required, Ruby! We miss you! We miss everyone who isn't Tommie or Carol!

6 comments:

Ken's Orange Overcoat said...

By all the power of the gods, let Tommie be so impressed by the "love" between Carol and Jack that she is cured of whatever madness made her scoop up a fawn from the road and then run away to upstate New York! Then, maybe we could get a writer who can
a.) write an interesting story
b.) show instead of tell
c.) write about New York City.

I mean, there are are a million interesting stories in NYC every minute. Can't we see some of them? Haven't we suffered long enough in Happiness Falls?

Mop Bucket said...

I'm so glad we had this time together, just to have a laugh or sing a song...

Tim said...
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TimP said...

Soooo, wait, why was Carol crying again? How long was what's his name gone? Wasn't there a fawn or something at one point?

The answers to these and plenty of other inane questions will likely never be known.

Dawn Weston's Evil Twin said...

Wow! Kiss me, Fish Lips! This payoff was DEFINITELY worth waiting through weeks and weeks of dull chatter. Jack Riley, so dreamy! Carol Collins, so lucky!

Dawn Weston's Evil Twin said...

SATURDAY
Sigh! That scrumptious Jack Riley is back! I know that he's had brown hair for a long time now, but back in April, he was blond like that dreamy Evan Graham. Why the change?

Also, why is he calling Lu Ann "Carol"?