Every time I load one of the strips from this storyline, I think "Oh, Lu Ann and Margo are having a conversation in their apartment." Because that's what this is.
I don't think a publicist is just supposed to answer your questions. I think they're supposed to tell you to update your look and get you booked on like Live with Kelly and Michael to talk about your upcoming projects. Or at least get you a sponsorship deal with Hanes Her Way.