Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Omens and Portents

Things that the Ghost of Gabriella's Mother is afraid of:

1) The constant changing of Gabby's hair color is doing serious damage to her follicles, and she hopes she is using the right conditioner.
2) If Diane doesn't keep stalling that Gabby will be incredibly disappointed in how lame the ghostly warning is.
3) That her daughter could be gullible to believe a psychic who wears a turtleneck.
4) Diane's deformed hand.


Barking Monkey said...

Sooo, Gabriella's Mother's ghost has a daughter that's about to land a handsome, rich husband and a granddaughter that's destroying her business, developing a drinking habit, binge eating and being stalked by a strange man, and Gabby's the one that she's worried about?

76VDubber said...

I never thought I'd say this, but ... Please, could we transition back to Tommie to find out what's she's up to lately???? It has to be more interesting than this! The only entertainment we've had in weeks was Margo cursing at and firing her dowdy secretary.

Dawn said...

Diane says, "Gabby, I'd be a lot more forthcoming with the information about the danger you're in if you would be so kind as to cut me a check for a cool 10 G's!"

Dawn Weston's Evil Twin said...

Oops. That previous comment was mine. Far be it from me to impersonate my twin sister! That would be EVIL!