Saturday, May 2, 2015

Warning Shot

"Diane, while you went into the other room, I heard my dead mother's voice!  I mean she sounded different, but the voice said it was my mother.  How is this possible?  Are you able to conjure the dead and change my hair color at will?  It can't possibly be that a charlatan is playing on my sterotypical ethnic, old world superstitions to bilk me out of the money I will get when I marry a rich guy?  IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!"

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