Ruby girl, get up here, you've got some splainin' to do, GF! If you're really Tommie's friend, how could you watch her let herself go like this? To this extent, I mean! She's wearing a sweatshirt!! A crew neck, no less! A white crew neck! Girl, you might as well buy a crock of French onion soup and dump it on her right now, because that's all white sweatshirts are good for: attracting hideous yellow stains. Did you buy up all the lilac blazers and matching bows for yourself and leave your friend with nothing? You should be ashamed. Girl. NEXT!!