Ruby girl, get up here, you've got some splainin' to do, GF! If you're really Tommie's friend, how could you watch her let herself go like this? To this extent, I mean! She's wearing a sweatshirt!! A crew neck, no less! A white crew neck! Girl, you might as well buy a crock of French onion soup and dump it on her right now, because that's all white sweatshirts are good for: attracting hideous yellow stains. Did you buy up all the lilac blazers and matching bows for yourself and leave your friend with nothing? You should be ashamed. Girl. NEXT!!
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Splainin'
Ruby girl, get up here, you've got some splainin' to do, GF! If you're really Tommie's friend, how could you watch her let herself go like this? To this extent, I mean! She's wearing a sweatshirt!! A crew neck, no less! A white crew neck! Girl, you might as well buy a crock of French onion soup and dump it on her right now, because that's all white sweatshirts are good for: attracting hideous yellow stains. Did you buy up all the lilac blazers and matching bows for yourself and leave your friend with nothing? You should be ashamed. Girl. NEXT!!
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I totally don't get it. Was the show Tommie was singing the solo in merely a front for "Dressed in the Dark"?
Won't Mama Kat be surprised when she discovers that her alleged "show" is just a front for "How Not to Apply Makeup, Wear Clothing, and Style Your Hair" - with her as this week's victim!
The show is real, all right, and once Tommie is all glammed up in the latest fashions, the director is going to let her sing onstage! Mama Kat and Baby Kitty, however, will be ushered out the side exit door before opening curtain. No boring white allowed!
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