So orginally I thought, "Oh that wacky Aunt Iris just can't stop spending, she went out and got Tommie a piano so she can keep working on her showtunes or whatever." But nowwww I'm thinking that she just went out and got Tommie a male stripper, because no delivery person on earth wears a shirt and jacket on the job.And Lu Ann, poor, naive Lu Ann, you're going to sign for this "package," aren't you? You think you're bobbling now, wait until he starts unloading and assembling!
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If I was going to pay for a male stripper disguised as a delivery boy, I'd want him in a faux UPS uniform, complete with khaki short shorts, not a guy with a clipboard and the top button of his shirt undone.
Just saying...
That's because you have more money than Aunt Iris. And better taste.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who had Boom-chika-bow-wow music going through my head when I saw this.
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