Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Caller ID

And just when I thought this storyline couldn't get any more boring, we have a mystery female caller.  Who do we think it is loyal readers?

1)  Tommie's boss at the hospital, wondering if she's still alive so that they can send her the notice of job abandonment.
2)  Sally from Fawning Over, calling to discuss Lily's transfer to a venison slaughterhouse pet farm upstate.
3)  Jim, who really went to Vermont to perform as Susan Boyle in a drag revue.  He's testing how believable the voice is.


Ken's Orange Overcoat said...

ANY of those options would make for a more interesting time for us! Wouldn't it be great if Margaret Shulock read your blog and could take suggestions??

As for me, I think it's 1965 calling, based on the phone.

McClure said...

Oh my god, #3. Classic.

Roy said...

Jim is a bigamist and he lied about going to Vermont, He's really in Plattsburgh right now. On the positive dide he really is from London, but it is London, Ontario. Tommie just assumed his Canadian accent was An English one/

Maggie said...

You know, until I read this, I really didn't consider the Susan Boyle angle. Roy beat me to the punch with the bigamy selection. It's gotta be that or her boss (who is pisssssed)

Ooh! Maybe it's the Ghost of her Singing Career calling? Remember when she was going to be the world's unlikeliest recording artist? Ha ha ha haha. Too bad that didn't last.