The One Where Lu Ann Has A Brilliant Idea

If Margo Magee is concerned about your absence/concerned that she will be forced to subsist only on pears, she will gladly pawn off your search and rescue to the next somewhat intelligent person she can find.  She's got a gallery agency to run and public relations doesn't care if your roommate joined a beastiality cult upstate.  I hope you didn't have a prestigious lecture planned, Professor.  You're going to Happiness Falls.