Friday, April 25, 2014

Mucking Out

Whuh oh! Looks like someone instantly regrets their decision to accept a nondescript job with a nondescript salary and substandard nondescript benefits. Although I really do believe in the cathartic power of mindless labor. And I really am enjoying the heights of absurdity we're reaching here.


Chester the Dog said...

Where do you want me to start?
You can start by painting the rest of the barn yellow. I did the roof yesterday.

I thought she already has a job, a good job, doing nothing at a hospital in NYC?

fauxprof said...

Grab that manure shovel, Tommie. Since you haven't changed clothes in two weeks, you should be all set. (I hope she's wearing substantial footwear, but then, no one's ever seen her feet, have they?)

Sugar Packet said...

Fauxprof: There are no feet in this strip anymore. We saw some feet about a year ago, and it was so scandalous Margo had to be taken to the hospital.

However! The turtleneck is a good choice, as it can double as a crude face mask.

Ken's Orange Overcoat said...

@Chester the Dog,

It's exceedingly unclear whether or not Tommie was laid off, put on compassionate leave or fired for not showing up for her job for several months while gallivanting around Europe (or maybe it was just England and Italy. That's also unclear).

Hope that cleared it up for you.
Now, who's a good boy? You are! You are!

Anonymous said...

You can start by wiping that disappointed your face. Now you can tell you're friends you are a poop shoveler and a 'Darn good one!'

Dawn Weston's Evil Twin said...

Hmmm... Will "mucking out" lead to "making out"? Yum! So dirty!

Dawn Weston's Evil Twin said...

Will someone please explain to me why Jack Riley has blond hair during the week and brown hair on Sundays? It's "wigging" me out!