We've been talking about
The Bridges of Madison County, but actually this reminds me more of those
Japanese dating simulations where the game is to get through an entire meal without pissing off your date. And Dr. Jack Riley has picked all the wrong answers.
Good news is: if Tommie actually follows through with her threat (HA HA of course she won't, she'll fold like a pair of threes) that means MORE HILARIOUS ANTICS with Tommie and Lily on the road! Where will they go next? Buffalo? Montpelier? Niagara Falls?
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In the second panel, Tommie appears to be morphing into an elf.
More like Ringo Starr.
Oh, Tommie's chin always retracts into her neck when she's riled up. It'll come back out when Lily's taking a photo of her in front of that mighty Niagara cascade!
Soon it'll morph from a dating sim to a hentai sim. Jack just needs to begin memorizing what answers he needs. Then I'm pretty sure she'll be whispering "Jack-kun... I-I'm so embarrassed" and brushing her bowl cut hair out of her eyes in no time. One of the mini-games will be very slowly (about 30 minutes) taking off 1 of her 15 sweaters. At that point you'd think, "Wow, it IS getting heated!" but then Lily comes and begins to poop over everyone.
I think if any A3G character was going to morph into anime it would've been Tori (she had that crazy hair-wing going on.) I can't see Tommie changing into anything more cutting edge than a Wallace & Grommit adventure. She might sub for Olive Oyl for awhile but Popeye's fiery passion would ultimately be too much for her inner librarian to take.
I think we're about to hear a panicked ''BLEAT!BLEAT! BLEEEEEEAAAAAAT!'', causing Jack & Tommie to have alarming quotation marks over their heads. They will rush (And by ''rush'', I mean take about a week's worth of strips, plus a recap strip on Sunday) to see what Lily's gotten into, and see that due to Tommie's trying to fool Mother Nature, Lily will have injured herself from some modern convenience that she would have never encountered in the wild. Maybe she'll have eaten Tommie's cell phone, or something.
Anyhoo- Jack will probably have to do some vet surgery on the fly to save Lily, Tommie will have to sheepishly admit she was wrong, and Jack will call some petting zoo in Niagara Falls to place Lily.
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