Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Gabby's Dream

The Stonewell House is Gabby's dream, as in, Gabriella had a dream that she was at a wedding at the Stonewell House in England, but she could never quite see the groom's face, and then suddenly one of groomsmen, who looked like Mr. Carson from that British show about some Abbey, jumped out of a bush with a bejeweled sword hoisted above his head, and then this snake on the ground turned into this giant serpent and opened its mouth and Diane Devine leapt out in a blinding golden light, and Mr. Carson froze and turned into dust and blew away. And then there was this whole part where Gabby was wandering around a water park, but that's neither here nor there.

Dream or not, Margo looks pretty suspicious about this turn of events! She's all, "Okay, mom, spill."

6 comments:

TimP said...

Wait, are we talking about Apartment 3-G, Downton Abbey or The Lair of the White Worm?

Maxwell Bacon said...

Well, I for one think that Margo has a right to be mad at Gabby. Margo's been working her fingers to the bone to plan her parents wedding right here in NYC! Oh, wait ... What's wrong with that sentence?

fauxprof said...

Of course Margo has never heard of Downton Abbey. As a publicist, she has no need to be in touch with the popular culture. Besides that old console TV of hers doesn't pull in anything more recent than 1975.

NotARobot said...

If Bobblehead Bobbie escaped the hospital in time to make the wedding, it would make all this totally worth it.


Obtuse said...

So true fauxprof! In Margo's defense, she knows everything about "Downtown Abbey" I believe she even named "her" building after it.

Obtuse said...

I mean "Downtown Abbie", Maggie's eagerly anticipated spinoff!