Saturday, November 27, 2010

Twinsles

"Remember me, Lu Ann? Paul Linski? The guy with the aggressively blond hair? Hi. I just got this new thing called a 'cellular phone.' I'm not really sure how to operate it yet. I think you grip the top half and then yell into the bottom. What do you think, Lu Ann? Lu Ann? Are you there? I can't hear you! Say something, Lu Ann!"

4 comments:

Sara said...

Oh yikes! Please don't let them date or anything. Way too creepy.

Gerard said...

Oh, of course they're going to date. But there won't be any "anything," because there never, ever is in A3G. I mean, Margo was going to get MARRIED a couple of years back, and there was no preliminary "anything." And she has a single bed, too. I don't think Lu Ann is any different.

Megan said...

Paul to his hairdresser: "I want that Sharpie Yellow Highlighter" color

Gerard said...

Well, to be fair (not that that's necessarily the goal of this blog), I'm imagining the colorist at work. His/her palette contains...how many colors? Eight, you figure?