Holy crap holy crap! I feel like I hit the jackpot here, but I have no idea how to spend money so I'm just going to blow it all in one place and say something stupid like OMG LU ANN'S SISTER IS A HIDEOUS WITCH. And may actually be a witch, since she is somehow able to make Lu Ann's phone ring more insistently than I've seen a phone ring in this strip.I feel guilty getting this strip, because I'm so ADD that I can't tell whether to focus on the sister, or that Lu Ann is suddenly a mannequin in the second panel.... or what. I mean, did her sister age in real time while the rest of this strip was stuck in place?
OK, I am going to open this up for a free-for-all so everyone else can have fun with it too. Some suggested sentence starters: "Janey is as ugly as a...." or "Janey has as many warts as..." or maybe "Lu Ann looks like she's had something stuck up her..."
9 comments:
Janey looks like she's post-op transsexual who hasn't started taking the hormones yet, but already splurged on a sweet bob wig.
Janey looks like Luann's adopted
Janey looks like she has seen some things in her life, and they were not good things. Maybe this is an A3G spin on The Picture of Dorian Gray, in which case, awesome!!
Janey looks old enough to be her mother, making the parents old enouth to be grandparents, creating a 2-generation gap. No wonder Lu Ann left home.
Janey is perhaps the birth mother of Lu Ann, but Lu Ann was never told and her grandparents raised Lu Ann as their own. Janey became ugly and bitter with resentment.
Janey looks like some celebrity I can't place. Any ideas?
Alan Rickman?
Why is she so sweaty?? It's making me nervous!
Janey looks like Prince Valiant. Copyright infringement! Google image search Prince Valiant.
Lu Ann is adopted. Wasn't Janey in the nut house?
In a continuing effort to avoid finishing the pre-Thanksgiving refrigerator cleaning, I checked the Wikipedia entry for A3G, hoping for Wright family history.
Not much there, other than the reference to Lu Ann marrying and leaving, then being widowed and returning.
But this is exciting: "The Lovely Ladies of Apartment 3G" is the first external link listed after the body of the article!
Take that, Curmudgeon and King Features!
Back to the fridge, sigh....
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