Annnnnnnd, cue labor. I know in the end all of Margo's advice will wind up being perfect, but right now, her brilliant plan of "totally ignore your wife and just listen to me, the cause of all your problems" seems kind of silly.
2 comments:
Ken
said...
I would have least left a note.
"Dear Nina,
I've moved into your father's house two doors down from your room. I've been sleeping next to the air vent so I can hear you snore. It's the only way I can fall asleep at night. Please don't panic if you come home and the house seems empty. I fired all the staff since they reminded me too much of you.
2 comments:
I would have least left a note.
"Dear Nina,
I've moved into your father's house two doors down from your room. I've been sleeping next to the air vent so I can hear you snore. It's the only way I can fall asleep at night. Please don't panic if you come home and the house seems empty. I fired all the staff since they reminded me too much of you.
Love,
Scottie
P.S. Would you pick up some milk and eggs?"
Scott's not home right now. Obviously this means he's gone forever, because otherwise why would he not be home at this exact moment? Time to panic!
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