I don't know, is it too harsh to say that Nina seems really really dumb? I mean, I'd be like HOLY CRAP TOMMIE YOU HAVE TO HELP ME I HAVE A BABY COMING OUT OF ME AND APPENDICITIS ALL AT ONCE. At least get that on the table as a possibility. Does Nina know so very little about birthin babies that jabbing side pain might be something that happens? "No it's the other pain on my side, it's agony! I believe it's... it's the baby? punching my ovary in anger?? He doesn't want to leave the nest, Tommie! Pretty sure I'm incubating a hellspawn here! Pretty sure it'll kill me and all! With its tiny tiny punches that hurt so so much!" ...but no paramedics, please.
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I wanted to see how dumb Nina is, so I started to to type "what do " in Google.
What do dreams mean
What do contractions feel like
What do turtles eat
What do termites look like
What do groundhogs eat
Not only do I have a slightly better understanding of what contractions feel like, but I now understand my dream about the flying turtle shooting termites at Punxsutawney Phil after he saw his shadow.
It's a good thing Tommie is still respecting Nina's wishes to not involve any competently trained medical professionals. Good call.
Has anyone ever read the story "The Small Assassin" by Ray Bradbury? I am thinking it would be best to keep Nina away from that one.
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