Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Confidence

You know who else doesn't lack for confidence? Margo. She's about a billion bucks in debt and besides hanging out with Q.B. and running a web search on "Nina Gaines pregnancy scandal," we've never seen her do anything remotely PR related. But she is the best, isn't she? I mean, she hooked this guy, with his cool attitude and his wild hair--WAIT WHAT THE HIS HAIR IS ALREADY JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE'S!! Criminy!! This guy is going to be a movie star?? He looks just like an architect, or a piano mover, or a whatever Scott Gaines does!

Special message to Mr. Bolle: I encourage you to look at a picture of Robert Pattinson or Justin Beiber and try drawing something new. Even if you fail to totally replicate their  looks, I guarantee you the A3G fan community will downright delighted by your efforts. Guarantee!

2 comments:

Ken said...

Is anyone picking up on the sexual innuendo that Mr. Cooper is putting out there?

This is the start of some very good fan fiction. Rule 34.

Gerard said...

Greg and Margo go well together, because they are both prisoners of their imaginations. Margo is a billion bucks in debt, because she imagines she has hired a lot of staff, when in reality she just has one elderly receptionist, and didn't even have money left over to buy her an intercom. Greg imagines he's going to be a big star, but he also imagines he has a manager. His "manager" and Margo's "staff" are virtual, which is Newspeak for imaginary.