Monday, June 10th
Is it just me or is it weird that Peter refers to it as the Governor's Ball? I mean you're the governor. Just say your ball. If I were the governor, you had better believe that I would be like "Yea, that's right, I'm throwing a ball! Don your finery and commence with the revelry...at my ball! Which is, coincidentally, the governor's ball because I'M THE GOVERNOR!" Although, he is right to be skeptical of Lu Ann's "nice white dress." You can't trust the sartorial choices of a woman who wore a Hanes Her Way t-shirt to a gala opening.
Tuesday, June 11th
"Who is she, Peter? Some sort of witch who can telepathically change the length of my hair and mold my facial features like clay!?!? I won't be comfortable if the gown she picks out for me doesn't have a Peter Pan collar. That's a deal breaker."