That's the Margo we know and love! You let this considerate stranger know what city he's in! You tell him to give it up—no one cares about... him... being considerate? In Manhattan? Or just helpfulness in general? I don't know, but "Give it up—no one cares!" is kind of a great thing to say when you want to terminate the conversation, no matter what the context!
Friend: I was so sorry to hear about the passing of your cat Mittens.
Me: Give it up—no one cares!
Friend: Uh... sorry? Have a nice day, miss?
Taxi driver: That'll be $12.40.
Me: Give it up—no one cares! (jumps out of the car, runs for it)
Grocer: Paper or plastic?
Me: Give it up—no one cares! (goes back to texting)
Grocer: (hesitantly chooses paper)
Boyfriend: I think we should start seeing other people.
Me: Give it up—no one cares!
Boyfriend: Uh...
Me: (grabs purse) I'll call you tomorrow.
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