Boy, it's like Fred walked in and sucked all the interesting out of the story. I can't believe I'm saying this, but where did Tommie nip off to? Once the baby is outside of Nina's body she's pretty much done, huh?
The doorbell rings and beings from other fictions cross a trans-dimensional threshold.
Roger Sterling on LSD enters. "Look a baby and an amniotic fluid soaked green pillow! Yes, this is enlightenment!"
"No Daddy, it's a chair."
"But...it was a pillow."
"No Daddy, it's been a chair this whole time. Will you take your granddaughter to the park and feed the ducks? I've got to call my publicist and shag my husband."
"Screw this. I'm gonna go hang with Walter White in Albuquerque. Less disturbing. Good luck with that thing. Keep it away from ducks for a while, 'kay?"
Is that your Dad? I forgot to call him. I was so busy creepily grinning in the background and saying the dumbest stuff ever. Who else did I forget to call? Nina would be next on the list. After that I have no other friends or acquaintances except for my union janitor buddies. I should update The Facebook or something.
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The doorbell rings and beings from other fictions cross a trans-dimensional threshold.
Roger Sterling on LSD enters. "Look a baby and an amniotic fluid soaked green pillow! Yes, this is enlightenment!"
"No Daddy, it's a chair."
"But...it was a pillow."
"No Daddy, it's been a chair this whole time. Will you take your granddaughter to the park and feed the ducks? I've got to call my publicist and shag my husband."
"Screw this. I'm gonna go hang with Walter White in Albuquerque. Less disturbing. Good luck with that thing. Keep it away from ducks for a while, 'kay?"
Thank God you found her Scott.
What's that you're holding? Did I take my vitamins?
Granddaughter? Were you pregnant? When's dinner? Sally, did you steal my $5? Read this book about the Romans.
Is that your Dad? I forgot to call him. I was so busy creepily grinning in the background and saying the dumbest stuff ever. Who else did I forget to call? Nina would be next on the list. After that I have no other friends or acquaintances except for my union janitor buddies. I should update The Facebook or something.
Does it bother anyone else that the baby looks like a very tiny adult? Maybe it's an alien.....It's just weird
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