Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Quiet Time

Monday, December 24, 2012 

Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Jeez, Greg must have a pretty lousy PR agent if he doesn't have any celebrity holiday party or charitable outreach to participate in on Christmas.

But seriously, guys. You've all been part of my A3G family for a while now, and I think we can mark this as the dullest Christmas in A3G history.Worse than last year's "Lu Ann breaks up with stalkerface and Tommie starts her soon-to-implode recording career." Certainly worse than the year before's swingin' Christmas party and subsequent Margo meltdown. And of COURSE worse than Bobbie "the bobble" Merrill's drug-fueled insanity in 2009. Actually, I guess most of Bobbie's craziness happened after Christmas... perhaps there's hope for us yet!

Merry Christmas, everyone! Try to forget the breakneck excitement of Apartment 3-G for just one day and enjoy time with your family.

3 comments:

Ken said...

Greg: Instead of going home for the Holidays, I'm putting on this one-man-show about a hunchback-postal-worker-Rain Man type character. He knows all the postal zip codes. I like to do these independent projects while I'm not doing those big budget action movies.

Ari: Where's the camera?

Greg: It's more of a performance piece. Tell me about this Santa gig. I can get into character very quickly.

Elaine said...

Happy Festivus!

Barbara L. Hanson said...

If by New Yorkers, Ari, you mean those that moved here from Iowa two years ago, yes, they leave the city to the tourists. Us natives just avoid the areas in which tourists congregate...not just at Christmas, either!