"Do I have to remind you of the dinner depth chart?
1) Tommie. She's our A game. I mean we didn't even really have to have a plan B. Even when she was working doubles at the hospital, she would come home during her break and fix my, I mean our, dinner. Have you seen her around lately? It's unusual for her to spend this much time away from the apartment...
2) You. Not because you can cook, because you can't, but because you're usually here and with moderate supervision you can boil water.
3) We order sacks of takeout from "Totin'," New York's only "all you can haul" eatery!
4) We eat the pink flowering plant and sip shower puddle water until we die or Tommie comes back."
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Totin'! Bring your own tupperware containers to Manhattan's premiere dine-n-tote destination. It's Tote-ally awesome!
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