"Hello, is this the service? Can you please tell me the status of Spencer Cole? Or... Cole Spencer? It sure is hard on everyone when you have two last names. Yes, I'll wait. What?? Five to ten minutes to talk to a live professional??! YES, hospital answering machine robot, I understand. I can handle it. I'm not some dumb baby who goes around handing out five hundred dollar bills to teenage runaways. But thank you for saying you appreciate my call."
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Hello Nurse, could you kindly commit at HIPAA violation for me?...
What? It's actually 1977 and HIPAA doesn't exist yet? ...
Yes, I understand...
Wait! Does this mean I'm married to dead Gary 1.0 or dead Gary 2.0??
NonnyMus, your comment had me in stitches! Bravo!
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