Ohhhh I wonder what Cole's going to say. "I do, but they're really nasty feelings." "I do, but I'm a shapeshifting alien who cannot live on this world." "I do, but what are you doing with your fingers?" "I do, but did you actually break up with Peter, or did you kind of just turn down his public proposal, let him set you up with a ride, and leave him hanging?" (Seriously, when she left, Peter said he would wait for her as long as it takes. Uhhh... is he still there?)
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I had the same thought as Casey when I read the comic on the Post website today – here was my list:
…but I’m afraid you’d be a bad influence on Marty – I don’t want her to spend the rest of her life wearing the same pink top every single day.
…but do you have to yell “Ride ‘em Cowboy!” when we make love?
…but I’m afraid of what Margo will do to me if I free you of her thralldom.
…but think of the illness-prone halfwits we’d spawn.
…but I’ve fallen in love with doctor Chameleon-Hair, that guy is AMAZING!
…but I know about your track record with men and after surviving brain surgery and combat in Afghanistan I’m not sure my luck will hold.
Anyone who thinks that we'll ever find out what came after the "but" is plain naive. They'll just leave us hanging, as per usual.
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