Monday, December 21, 2009

I'll be in Queens for Christmas

Tommie sure does have a lot of different colored jackets. Hahaha! If the Professor had coffee in his mouth when he heard Ruby's invitation, it would've been all over Tommie's jacket by now. The Professor is shocked that not only does Ruby have friends in Queens, but that she has friends, period. (hitherto the most he could say about her was that she had a lot of neighbors) This is probably what the conversation sounded like from the Professor's point of view.
Professor: Hi, Tommie.
Tommie: Professor, I was hoping I'd run into you. Ruby invited us all to a Christmas party in hell.
Professor: Ruby has friends?! and they live in hell?
Tommie:
She does now. That's where her Satan-worshipping blood-drinking ethnic-food-eating boyfriend lives.
This is going to be great! The Professor will of course invite Bobbie to tag along, and then they'll be awkward tensions between the Professor and Ruby, and Bobbie will make a lot of snide comments, and probably the night will end with Margo having another tremendous mood swing and burning the place down. I love the holidays!

1 comment:

Casey said...

Yessssss. It's all coming together. Best party ever.

I really do love the Prof's head bob when he hears Ruby associates with people in Queens.