The Lovely Ladies of Apartment 3-G: Evan Grabs the Package

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Evan Grabs the Package

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

This is so weird and bizarre I don't even know where to start, but I have to bring up Evan's fashion choices again. If Evan's trying to go incognito, why would he choose to go all in yellow? It's memorable, it's conspicuous, AND it's his signature color. Then again, someone who's willing to break and enter an apartment when he knows the resident is RIGHT IN THE BUILDING and doesn't know the roommate situation DID YOU EVEN KNOCK MAN just to put some petty spite present in just the right place... probably isn't exuding common sense.

Shout out to blogger Megan, happy birthday!! Wow everyone, can you believe she's XX years old today?

10 comments:

Chance said...: He's trying to blend in with the building.; January 02, 2013 6:34 PM
Allen Irizarry said...: Gaaah, even the festive wrapping paper in this strip is bland and ugly. I must reiterate how hilariously inept Evan is at everything he does, but it'll take Margo and Greg another week to walk up the stairs so I'm guessing he's in the clear anyway.; January 02, 2013 8:52 PM
Ken said...: The gift must be for Megan's birthday. XX years old? She doesn't look a day over XZ.

Why would that old guy let a stranger into the building? That's not going to be good for anybody.; January 02, 2013 8:59 PM
Anonymous said...: It's times like this that I'm really sad Mrs. Bloom moved out.; January 02, 2013 9:02 PM
Inkwell said...: Happy birthday, Megan!; January 02, 2013 9:09 PM
Maggie said...: Ohhhhh man. This WOULD be a perfect time for Tazer Lady! Ahh, Mrs. Bloom, why did you have to go??; January 03, 2013 10:39 AM
Carlye said...: He wants to jimmy the lock? Isn't this New York, home of 3 locks minimum?; January 03, 2013 1:35 PM
Obtuse said...: I think it's a given there's a human head in the box, I just can't decide if it's Aunt Cathy's or Skyler Roan's. Now who's not a real man, Aunt Cathy!; January 03, 2013 6:59 PM
NonnyMus said...: Obtuse, it's obviously Trey's head in the box!

All this time, Trey's been living in the East Village with Evan*, but then took up with a bit of rough he picked up on the Mills Building construction site. Evan's just killed two birds with one stone, so to speak, since he knows Margo still has feelings for Trey and well, once you kill your lover in a jealous rage, might as well do something with the head. Amiright?

*How else did Evan know about Margo and her pointy finger of doom?; January 05, 2013 10:03 AM
Maggie said...: NonnyMus.................. I just got it. Ha!; January 07, 2013 8:28 PM