Welp, I guess NO ONE locks their door in this apartment building, because apparently any old boozy Santa Claus can just sidle up to your apartment weeks after Christmas and let himself in.
@Mathew Walls: I guess I just assumed 1. Margo would, at all times, no matter what, because she needs to keep the riffraff out 2. Greg would, because, you know, all the screaming fans! ....maybe the PR isn't working the way I thought it would 3. New Yorkers have a reputation for being a pretty unfriendly, closed-door breed! I think I kind of just assumed their apartment doors would lock behind them. But that... I guess that's kind of dumb, actually.
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Well, he did have a bottle of Scotch...
Who locks their doors when they're at home?
One bottle? What are Greg and the Professor going to drink?
C-blocked on Christmas...bad form.
@Matthew Walls
Most urban dwellers do. It's kind of important.
@Mathew Walls: I guess I just assumed
1. Margo would, at all times, no matter what, because she needs to keep the riffraff out
2. Greg would, because, you know, all the screaming fans! ....maybe the PR isn't working the way I thought it would
3. New Yorkers have a reputation for being a pretty unfriendly, closed-door breed! I think I kind of just assumed their apartment doors would lock behind them. But that... I guess that's kind of dumb, actually.
Mmm, I love scotch. I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down. Down into my belly. Mm-mm-mm.
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