First things first, let's all wish our friend and co-blogger Casey a very happy birthday!
I'm guessing that Greg hasn't had to complete any corporate mandated fire safety training lately. If he had, he would have known to check the door with the back of his palm, as metal handles can become hot. Hot enough to liquefy your bones and gnarl your fingers. Also, why wouldn't you, oh i don't know, put that ax to good use and spend approximately three strips knocking this door in?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHRMX9Brq0s Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday Casey!
Red hot must be a figure of speech otherwise wouldn't the doorknob be red instead of the customary kindergartener drawn sun-ray lines?
Also brass melts at 1700 F and a typical house fire burns at an average temperature of 1100 F and rarely exceeds 1500 F. With a little research Greg wouldn't look like such a fool.
My corporate mandated fire training stresses that you should remain calm, do your research, and let it burn, baby! Burn!
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