Apparently, there was no Roy Rogers on the way to Happiness Falls. The Professor is wasting away! Get this man some lamb souvlaki before it's too late.
Um, how long has Tommie been here? I thought it was like a week, tops, but apparently Tommie has been having regular dinner time narcolepsy. It can't be any worse than the boredom narcolepsy experience each time I have to write something for this storyline.