Thursday, May 1, 2014

Tommie and the Mare

That's a long way to go for a crack about how mediocre Tommie is, Jack. That's pretty common knowledge. Though it looks like Aristotle appreciates it, so score one for you.

And Tommie, don't fool yourself. All of Margo's worries are about how this affects her, so she didn't send him to check up on you. She sent him to drag you back to the city so that you can continue cooking for/worshiping her as usual.


Mattie said...

Are we supposed to think Jack is just some kind of straight talking rugged type? Because I'm pretty sure he's just an abuser who is grooming the dim bulb that is Tommie before he takes her out behind the shed.

Madame Zelda said...

@Mattie- Yep. It also doesn't help matters that Tommie tends to look like a teenage boy, on occasion.

Ken's Orange Overcoat said...


Yep, you hit the nail on the head. I sure hope you're a man or have a man there, because women aren't supposed to be able to use tools without male supervision!

Barking Monkey said...

I dunno, I still think Jack the Quack is just an unethical opportunist looking to score some criminally undercompensated manual labor. The fact that Tommie is too dim to pick up on his lucrative business of supplying dopants to professional horse trainers just seals the deal - why do you think the colt was gonna kick the car to ribbons? Roid rage!