Well if you thought it was interesting to see where the Return of Skylar Roan was going, YOU WERE WRONG, it's way cooler to talk about (deeply out-of-season) strawberry jam! Mmm, mm! Lu Ann/Skyler/Carol Collins made it out of strawberries she found at a local farmer's market two months in the future! Strapping raven-haired men like Martin/Sam/Greg Cooper/Trey Brooks love it!
Seriously though, what? If my roommate went over to my dad's hotel room to give him a homemade present, while I'm clearly in a bad mood, AND she wore her sexiest turtleneck? I'd be livid. I have to assume she's only there to run into Mr. Six Flagsbutton-pusher again.