You Can Never Go Home Again

I like that Margo's "dramatic new look" earns a bobble-swivel combo from Nancy, who is either a. phoning it in or b. impressed anytime someone spends more than five minutes on their hair. There's a whole world of hairstyles to explore beyond the headband, Nancy... remove your shackles, embrace your options! Let Tabitha show you the way!

And Margo, you big silly, you're not going home! It's time for dramatic before-and-afters! Now put some clothes on. Your hair is already returning to normal, so we'll have to hurry.