Saturday, December 17, 2011

You know what happens when you assume...

I can't believe Papa Linski would be like "Oh Paul! Bee tee dubs, before I forget, again, the love of your life was married seven years ago to a guy named Gary." And leave his beloved, golden haired son to believe that somewhere out there was a completely alive Gary Powers. A brown haired, orange jacket and black shirt wearing, piano affixer Gary Powers.

Yes Lu Ann, he doesn't know you at all. It's almost like he sees you as some two-dimensional cartoon version of the perfect woman.

7 comments:

Marge said...

Love your description of a 2-dimensional cartoon version of the perfect woman.

Marge said...

And many of us aspire to be just that.

Elaine said...

And just how well do you know Paul Linski, missy?! I'd say that neither one of you did your homework, or you wouldn't be in this mess. I bet Lu Ann was not even aware of the special Linski impregnation chamber....

Ken said...

Love is blind.

Maggie said...

"Any secret children I don't know about?? What about pets?? Oh god. Please tell me you haven't been hiding some secret Chihuahua all this time. Is Gary even a man?? Is he a GHOST?? Is he a bisexual ghost woman?? Lu Ann, are you even from South Dakota, or have you secretly been from NORTH Dakota this entire time??"

Marge said...

@ Elaine, The Linski clan pressured Lu Ann into accepting a very public proposal. Then went ahead with wedding plans without any time for them to enjoy their engagement and perhaps, incidentally talk about some of this important stuff.

Elaine said...

@Marge - or even some of the unimportant stuff....like....anything at all.