Thursday, December 15, 2011

You only background check the ones you love



Why? Hmm... could it be that she's not over her dead husband? Or she's a compulsive liar? Or is it that she knew you were a possessive, jealous (even of dead guys), and from the looks of it, potentially violent mama's boy who would overreact at the thought of his fiancee having touched another man, ever? It's OK LuAnn, just ask Paul, "Why didn't you tell me your parents were so suspicious and crazy?" Though, I guess she should have assumed they would do a background check before letting just anybody into their cult.

4 comments:

Ken said...

I'm so angry I took the time to button my top collar button during my irate accusations.

Does Lu Ann breakdown or get mad? Does Margo or Ruby show up to save the day? Maybe we'll find out in a couple weeks.

Elaine said...

That is one giant hand that Paul is using to point at Lu Ann. I wonder how much further she can lean before she falls over....

Anonymous said...

based on the perspective of the last three strips, Paul seems to be using the effective tactic of 'walking in circles around your target while hurling accusations.' In this last panel we see Lu Ann's first head-bobble of dizziness. When she falls, the entire Linski family will emerge from the underbrush with their camouflaging mud paint and leaves and feast on her flesh. Then they'll find another young widow to inappropriately pressure into marriage to Paul, all while carefully asking no questions about her past so that when the time is right they can once again fluster a woman to her untimely death.

Sugar Packet said...

Yeah, Pauls' finger is getting so big by Saturday it's going to turn into one of those "We're #1!" foam fingers!