Oh. Man. Lu Ann's offer of private canoodling just got straight up rejected and she stills asks for a smooch! I know Lu Ann is going for "brazen," but she's coming off "desperate."
We've all been this girl before, right? The guy is all being polite and making up errands he has to do to instead of hanging out, and the girl is just like, oookay, but I know you super duper want to hang out with me later! I'll make my world-famous brownies! We can talk about our future--I mean not our future together necessarily, unless you want that?? I mean, whatever! I'll bring brownies. And vodka! We can tell each other secrets and--no I know, you have errands, but next time. You have my number, right?? Let me just give it to you really quick. No come on, real quick, let's exchange numbers. Come on! Brownies! COME ON!
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LuAnn still has that wedding dress, and she has to use it before it goes out of style! Oh, wait, that already happened...
If there are brownies involved, I'm skipping the errands or the early morning meeting and going upstairs.
Lu Ann should give Paul a canoodling call or just take another bath.
Unrequited love.
Kiss me you fool, right here on my eyeball.
Carlye, that dress went out of style in the 70s. Wait, did we ever actually see it?
Sugar Packet, you're right-- after all, Ruby helped her pick it out, remember? I watch "Say Yes to the Dress", and it didn't look like anything I've seen.
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