Friday, January 25, 2013

Where There's Smoke

"There's a FIRE on this floor, Ari! Call 911 while I take the FIRE ax!" "A FIRE? Are you sure? And do "My goodness, Greg, do you really think you need a FIRE ax?" "Where there's smoke, there's FIRE, Ari. Would you just call 911 already? I've got to take care of this FIRE!" At 3-G... "Oh my God, 3-G is on FIRE!"

I don't know, guys. This fire is getting super duper established, to the point where I'm getting suspicious. All we've seen is a some pink smoke and a little muppet hand sticking out of the door. I think we're being set up here for some kind of elaborate non-fire prank. Fireworks? Vinegar and baking soda volcano? Something disappointing.

6 comments:

Elaine said...

I am absolutely mesmerized by that pink flame-thing. Is that like some kind of girl version of fire, since it's an apartment full of girls?

Ken said...

The flame is supporting breast cancer research.

This whole thing is going to be publicity gold. Greg "James Bond" Cooper saves damsel in distress.

I'm looking forward to Evan's trial. Yellow prison jumpsuit?

kitchenbeard said...

Considering that apartment probably hasn't been redecorated since 1963, this fire may be a good thing.

Keramos said...

Through Fire to Perfection.

Doodle Bean said...

In a blue and orange world, raging infernos look like pink feather dusters!

J.R. Clark said...

Greg Cooper will return as 007 in "Pinkfinger"...er..."Fireball"...er..."You Only Ax Twice".

What is with Ari? Is he going for the "dissolute 19th century Southern planter look"? There must be something wrong with his medulla oblongata...