"We used to talk to each other over dinner...Remember? We made our plates one quarter veggies, one quarter fruit, one quarter cereal grains and one quarter mustard?!?!?! Just like the USDA and Michelle Obama recommend!* Now look at us, our fruit and veggie bowl is overflowing, the cereal is going stale! How do we get back to that place?!?!?!"
*Addendum: This asterisk represents this bloggers first real world encounter with the federal government shutdown. In attempting to verify the actual makeup of the new food