You can tell how much he loves you because he sent your art teacher to talk to you about your "feelings." He loves you so much that he finds talking about your feelings to be uncomfortable and would rather have no part in it.
I do like sassy Marty, and she's adding some more great comebacks to her repertoire on the heels of yesterday's "save it for someone who cares." "Get real" and "back off" are pretty 'tude-ish phrases too, I guess. Mostly though, I'm just worried that telling people to talk to her hand all the time has somehow caused her hand to become detached from her body.