Your dad and I talked a lot, and as it turns out, he doesn't even like his tumor. I don't even know why he got it in the first place! Ha ha. So anyway, funny thing... my name is Doctor, but I'm actually a used car salesman.
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Ken
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I was hoping for more time so the tumor could grow. Then I could get into the Guinness Book of World Records. But if Cole dies then I can't beat the record for removing the largest brain tumor ever. Why am I so unlucky in life Marty?
''There's just one thing, Marty... your dad's medical insurance was canceled, because he failed to make his premium payment by the due date... However, if you can make the payment right now, they'll overlook the cancellation, and we can proceed with the operation. Do you have $500?''
Although I trusted Tori with my $500 and she never showed up. I'm starting to doubt my decision making abilities. Perhaps I should use an analytic hierarchy process (AHP) from now on. Will you hold off on the surgery until I get this worked out in Excel?
Sure, Marty. Let's wait for your dad to wake up and ask him if he wants us to remove the tumor that is preventing him from waking up. The worst part of this job is talking to family. The best part is I get to cut people open.
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I was hoping for more time so the tumor could grow. Then I could get into the Guinness Book of World Records. But if Cole dies then I can't beat the record for removing the largest brain tumor ever. Why am I so unlucky in life Marty?
Look it is a Luann squiggle painting of a tumor
''There's just one thing, Marty... your dad's medical insurance was canceled, because he failed to make his premium payment by the due date... However, if you can make the payment right now, they'll overlook the cancellation, and we can proceed with the operation. Do you have $500?''
Although I trusted Tori with my $500 and she never showed up. I'm starting to doubt my decision making abilities. Perhaps I should use an analytic hierarchy process (AHP) from now on. Will you hold off on the surgery until I get this worked out in Excel?
Hmmm, looks like the good doctor and the Central Park mugger in Mary Worth shop at the same store - what a lovely shade of blue!
Sure, Marty. Let's wait for your dad to wake up and ask him if he wants us to remove the tumor that is preventing him from waking up. The worst part of this job is talking to family. The best part is I get to cut people open.
The doctor looks exactly like Greg but with blonde hair. Maybe the whole James Bond thing wasn't working out.
The Doctor is getting a little handsy with Marty today.
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