Thursday, November 7, 2013

Mystery Door


It's time to play "What's Behind That Door?"

Could it be...
Cole lying in bed... lifeless?
Cole lying in bed... with Lu Ann?
Cole lying in bed... with Lu Ann and some guy in clown makeup...?
Cole eating the world's largest ice cream sundae, and he didn't tell Marty about it, that pig?!

I know the whole lifeless (or almost-lifeless) body thing is the most likely, but I'm really rooting for the giant ice cream sundae. What do you guys think Marty sees in Cole's room?

12 comments:

Scott P. said...

Cole with Tori?

Anonymous said...

''Dad... Why are you wearing my dress?''

molly said...

Cigarettes!

Ken said...

Cole with Tori and Lick.

Barking Monkey said...

Yay, another game!

GASP! So…much…porn…
GASP! A surprise party! – for me?
GASP! All that artwork I sold on ebay – that was YOU?
GASP! Mom – you’ve been in here the entire time!
GASP! So that’s why I’ve never seen dad and superman at the same time!
GASP! Cole lying in bed with … Governor Trog!
and finally:
GASP! Cole lying in bed with Luann… playing CHESS!

Ken said...

Cole with Aunt Iris and her knowing smile.

or

It's probably an empty room. Cole isn't there.

Zsa Zsa said...

''Professor Aristotle! What are you doing with that riding crop?''

James in 3-B said...

Cole and Lick. Its very Law and Order: SVU. Cue Lt.Benson's dramatic entrance flashing her badge.

molly said...

Tommie! She was in there this whole time!

Maggie said...

Guys. Good guesses and everything, but I'm pretttttty sure she's going to find the Ark of the Covenant in there and it's going to melt her face off.

If not that, I vote for Aunt Iris. I always vote for more Aunt Iris!

Frank said...

The doorknob is now on the wrong side of the door.

Serenity now.

Anonymous said...

Tori and Lick eating Cole's corpse