Friday, June 20, 2014

Lowest Form of Female

Thursday June 19, 2014
I don't even know what's going on. Where are they with that marble staircase? An academic building? A plantation, maybe? Either way, take it from a lady who knows: now that he's loose, you will never see that cat ferret squirrel thing again.

Friday June 20, 2014
Poor Carol. Her life's purpose is to prepare meals for unappreciative people. Truly, she is... the lowest form of female. Way worse than lady murderers, or lady liars, or even just plain lady jerks. Um, by the way, Tommie, you do your own shopping? So where do you live? Is Jack paying you anything? Do you have your own quarters on the plantation? WHERE'S LILY??

9 comments:

Casey said...

Sorry Maggie. I totally missed my update. It's not that I actually forgot, it's that I stared at that strip for about 15 minutes and had nothing to say about it, and then I'm pretty sure I fell asleep. I miss Margo :(

Anonymous said...

As long as Tommie is doing some shopping, she should pick up a new shirt.

Sugar Packet said...

I agree with Anonymous. I think she just cut the neck of her turtleneck. Good thing, it was probably starting to reek...

Maggie said...

No problem, Casey. I obviously didn't have much to say, except for the fact that it looks like Carol's on the steps of Tara or Manderley or something. What the heck!

Dawn Weston's Evil Twin said...

So, for Carol Collins, "cracking the whip" means "go grocery shopping and make lunch for you"? I thought we were in for a long time of Carol bossing Tommie around! That's what I want to see. Bring on the snark!

Barking Monkey said...

So, whenever I see Carol and Freddie, it takes me to this place: https://www.etsy.com/listing/67162758/oh-so-huggable-medium-size-print?ref=related-0

Ken's Orange Overcoat said...

Maybe Frank is trying to make Mags Shulock feel at home. So many towns in western New york State have old Carneige libraries which were made of the native limestone. Olean, NY, where Mags lives, has one. It has been turned into a restaurant, but it's still there and has something of a grand stone entrance.

Anonymous said...

Does Freddy have three eyes, shared between two faces?

Anonymous said...

Ya! Bring on the snark!