Marrying out of the apartment didn't work (twice), moving to SOUTH DAKOTA!! didn't work, mysteriously hitting the road with new-found birth mother Ruby for a five-month tour that no one talked about didn't work.
So, let's try something else! How about selling your share of the apartment building that I guess you co-own? There's no way Margo will let you live here without paying rent. This may be Lu Ann's craftiest plan for getting evicted yet.