Happy Halloween!

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess "a little messy with soft waves" means "exactly how it looks all the time, including right now."

So can the Governor's Ball turn out to really be a Halloween party? Because then Lu Ann might actually fit in! "I'm dressed as an old comic artist's idea of a sexy, modern Manhattanite. Boo!"

You Can't Fix Everyone

Holy cow! This real talk is taking a serious physical toll on these two ladies! These are the women vying for the affection of the Governor of New York?? I.... I have to admit, I though the Governor would be more shallow than this.

It's Complicated

The biggest fashion trend at this year's Governor's Ball?  Black capes with Peter Pan collars.

That Never Stopped Me

Things not being my business never stopped me, Lu Ann. For example, does it seem like I'm qualified to be in the fashion industry?

The Many Faces of Zoey Ziggler

 

I think we'd all feel a lot better if you just ran away Lu Ann.  Then we could see who Margo is eviscerating/how many Italian bambinos Tommie has delivered while on her Roman holiday.  Now quit your whining and put on that lovely pink prairie-chic gown so that we can wrap this up.

Belle of the Governor's Ball

I could watch The Degrassi-esque Terrible Choices of Marty Spencer all day. And yes, I definitely had to look up her last name. But never mind that! The pieces are falling into place for the second half of our drama. Didn't Peter tell you I, his ex-lover, was coming to help you PUT ON A DRESS AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT?? Right. Dresses can be hard! And why put it on now, before you leave? Put it on in the limo! That's what normal people do.

Gullibility

"Sure, why not, it's not like you'll actually need the note because I'm totally running off with your $500 and taking Lick with me. How about I leave a note saying I'm with you, and when I disappear you and your addict father become the center of a national media frenzy? Also, you can tell I'm No Good because of how I'm waving these cigarettes in the air. Cigarettes!"